Chris Randolph's career has taken him to Louisville, Chicago and Tampa Bay.
Chris lives with his beautiful wife Anne, who has been threatening to leave him for 24 years, but Chris keeps up on his honeydo list and is a master at begging! They have 4 cats, a hound dog the neighbors LOVE, 4 wonderful children Taylor, Conner, Casey and finally the daughter Grace, who is not allowed to leave the house without the express written consent of her father. All of the boys are in bands and perform locally to packed houses of screaming girls.
Besides being an avid motorcycle rider, Chris is a couch potato. You can usually bet he's watching reruns of Dexter, Dual Survivor, or EVERY SINGLE SHOW on the Food Network.
And the buckles went to…
Video of the Year
Carrie Underwood -- “Blown Away”
Male Video of the Year
Blake Shelton -- “Sure Be Cool If You Did”
Female Video of the Year
Miranda Lambert -- “Mama’s Broken Heart”
Duo Video of the Year
Florida Georgia Line -- “Cruise”
Group Video of the Year
Lady Antebellum -- “Downtown”
Breakthrough Video of the Year
Florida Georgia Line -- “Cruise”
CMT Live Performance of the Year
Miranda Lambert -- “Over You” from 2012 Artist of the Year special
Collaborative Video of the Year
Jason Aldean with Luke Bryan and Eric Church -- “The Only Way I Know”
On Your Side Award for Best New Artist
Cotton Eyed Joe – The Rednex
Arguably THE single most annoying song of all time, Cotton Eyed Joe is still played at sporting events and places where people have been downing Fireball and moonshine.
I Would do Anything For Love (But I Won’t Do That) – Meatloaf
Lawd this song kills me. I hated it when it came out and I still hate it. It has never grown on me, and it never will. What the hell was Meatloaf talking about anyway? What was “THAT”? What exactly was he NOT willing to do? My mind races…..to the gutter.
Everybody Have Fun -Wang Chung
Everybody Wang Chung tonight! Huh?
Achy Breaky Heart – Billy Ray Cyrus
Even more annoying than Billy Ray Cyrus and his mullet ponytail is his song, Achy Breaky Heart. The song came out the same year his daughter Miley Cyrus (birth name Destiny Hope Cyrus) was born. Which leads us to our next song…
Party in the USA – Miley Cyrus
Is this song played on 78 rpm? The high-pitched tween anthem is like nails on a chalkboard and reminds me an Alvin and the Chipmunks song. Party killer in the USA.
Don’t Worry Be Happy – Bobby McFerrin
Personally, I like this song. It’s happy, mellow and well, yes, annoying. When I asked Twitterverse what the most annoying song ever was, this was the overwhelming winner.
Tubthumping – Chumbawumba
The only good thing about this song is the lyric, “pissing the night away…”
Barbie Girl – Aqua
If not the most annoying, this song certainly qualifies as the worst song ever.
Hanging Tough – New Kids On The Block
Nothing like a group of teenaged pretty boys singing about how rough, rough, rough they are.
Who Let The Dogs Out – Baha Men
Who let these guys record this tragedy?
Mmm Bop – Hanson
Okay, so it’s impressive that 3 prepubescent brothers can jam out on real instruments instead of Guitar Hero, but that doesn’t make it anymore bearable.
Macarena – Los del Rio
Pretty sure no explanation needed here, but admit it, you did it at least a half dozen times back in the mid 1990s.
We Built This City – Starship
This is the one song I will stab a person to get at the radio to turn the station. For such a legendary band (Jefferson Airplane) in the 70s, they really struck out with this 80s synthesized trainwreck.
Friday – Rebecca Black
The only thing worse than Rick-rolling someone is Rebecca Black-ing them.
She Bangs – William Hung
It’s a Small World
I’m Too Sexy – Right Said Fred
I Wanna Be a Cowboy – Boys Don’t Cry
Popo Zao – Kevin Federline
It’s Raining Men – Weather Girls
The Final Countdown – Europe
Eye of the Tiger – Survivor
Sad news for George Strait -- his father, John Strait, died yesterday after being hospitalized for nearly a month.
George released the following statement: “We are grateful for the time over the last few weeks we were able to spend with Daddy before he passed away. I want to thank everyone for their prayers and support during this difficult time as we mourn our family’s loss.”
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