According to a new study out of University College of Cork, in Ireland, if I asked you how much you weighed, you'd LIE.  Because they found that EVERYONE LIES.  The only difference is how MUCH we lie.  Here's a breakdown of how many pounds the average person shaves off their weight . . .

A guy who's obese:  Five pounds.

A guy's who's overweight:  Two pounds.

A guy who's normal weight:  One pound.

A woman who's obese:  Six pounds.

A woman who's overweight:  Three pounds.

A woman who's normal weight:  One or two pounds.

(PLOS One)